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Saturday, Oct. 11, 2003 @ 6:50 pm
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I changed my mind on my Halloween costume, my original idea is too hard. I've decided to go with something that won't cost hardly anything.

A REDNECK VAMPIRE..LOL.. So today after work I was experimenting with make up.. who knew I'd finally find a use for Prune colored eyeshadow.. (Who wears this stuff in the real world? YUCK??:). It works great at making my eyes look all sucken an bruisey, and well dead. combine that with a foundation about two shades to light, some really dark liptick, an Elly-may type hairdo, and some rejects from my closet and ta-da...Deliverance meets Ann Rice..sort of.. Of course while I was playing around with undead make up tricks and listening to Mr. Bat out of Hell, it occured to me, what if somebody came to the door.

Then I joked to myself that well if it was one of those door to door religon pushers, I could have way to much fun. (Appologies to those who believe in that.. it annoys me and many others to no end, if I want to know about your beliefs I'll ask). I'm the kind of evil person who would have them running for cover..(okay only in my fantasies, as my parents had a audacity to insist on manners, silly them). "Hide your eyes Zebidiah..its she eats your brain.", but while I was bouncing around looking for props and so forth, there actually was a knock at the door.

No pushers, but my son's friend Andrew..The strange looks he was giving me had me trying so hard not to laugh I think I strained something. Finally I had to give in and tell him it was just a test run for Halloween. He still looked at me rather strange, but not quite as strange as before. I am fast becomming the neighborhood nutcase. I can't for the life of my figure out why.(wink wink...nudge nudge...)


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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.