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Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007 @ 8:39 pm
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With many many humble appologies to Carly Simon. You're So Vain came on the radio on my way to the gym this morning. My brain sort of made up my own lyrics. If it sounds as bad as I think it does, just remember I came up with this at 5:30 am.

You walked into my life like you were invading Europe
Your beer it was Budweiser
You had one hand on the the steering wheel and the other grabbed for me
And all the girls warned me to watch my self.

Youre so insane, you probably think this blog is about you
blog is about you
Dont you? dont you?

You fooled me for several years because I was still naive.
Well you said that we made such a perfect pair.
And that you would never leave
But you threw away the things you loved and two of them were us.
I had some dreams, there was smoke in my ears
I had some dreams there was smoke in my ears....

Well I hear you were sent up to Bismarck and your parole naturally denied
Then you tried to say I'm not fit to be a mom
Well you're where you should be all the time.
And when you're not, your'e being watched by the FBI or was it the CIA... the FBI or was it the CIA..

You're so insane you probably think this blog is about you. Don't you don't you

The line about the FBI/CIA refers to a period a back when Warren was still pretty small and the IDIOT was convinced he was being followed by feds or cops or somebody. He even walked up and accused some people in a car who thought he'd lost what few marbles he had left.

I should have known than that he was off his nut.

The rest of it makes more sense if you know our history.

When I met him he was in the parking lot of the building we both lived in, drinking a beer and working on the rustiest POS {piece of shit} I've ever seen. I'm not kidding. You could see thru the floor to the road in places.

And now we know why Holly isn't a song writer.


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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.