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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer

16.04.02 @ 12:51
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"Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

by The Beatles, from the Abbey Road Album

Morbid much?? Yes! I still love me some cool Beatles tunes. Right now that song fits my mood. I am doing better than I was yesterday, but I am still seriously stressed out. I am trying to take a lesson from a fellow Cranky and do a Wil Wheaton.

Seven Things I am grateful for

  1. Warren Michael ********
  2. I have a house to live in
  3. I have a good job, I like
  4. I have two great Kitties, and my third kitty has a wonderful new home
  5. The weather is gorgeous
  6. I live in a neighborhood, where I have no fear of letting my son out to play or go to a friends house.
  7. I have my health, sort of
Well its a start. I am having a hard time finding things to be happy about right now. I am just feeling a sense of dread over events I have no control over, but over which I brought on myself, because I am an idiot. Sometimes I really really hate being an adult.

A wise somebody once said there is no use crying over spilt milk, but this milk is deep enough to drown in.

Thanks to all who signed my guestbook!! If I didnt' get back to you, I am sorry. I have been a real space cadet lately. Some days I am lucky to remember my own name.


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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.