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I love My Sci-Fi
I am not normally into putting up these forwards. However, I thought this one was kind of funny. My real entry is the one previous to this one.
The Top 12 Signs Your Co-Worker Takes
Science Fiction WAY Too Seriously
12 His cell phone rings the theme from "Close Encounters."
11 Constantly musing, "What would Vader do?"
10 Insists he's groping you because he's trying to perform a
"Vulcan slut meld."
9 "Only two more auditing sessions and I'll finally be clear!"
8 Gave his children names even he cannot pronounce.
7 Always mutters something about probes and Uranus every time
you walk by. It damn well better be science fiction.
6 Can you really "set the fax machine on stun?" I don't
think so.
5 He's the only one jockeying to take off the Klingon holidays.
4 No longer able to engage in Kirk vs. Picard debates due to
restraining order.
3 Says, "He's Dead, Jim" when he cuts into the prime rib
at lunch.
2 Camps outside his cubicle 48 hours before the latest
"Star Wars" trailer is released online.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker
Takes Science Fiction Way Too Seriously...
1 Enters elevator, strikes a pose, and yells "Energize!"
as the doors close. (remind me to try this sometime!)
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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.
I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on. I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.
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