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In light of the really depressing and anxious tone of the last two entries I decided maybe it would help my mood to post something a little less dark.
My Friend at work e-mailed these to me and they are, I think, quite funny and right on the mark. If you work in a cube farm like I do I am sure you will relate.
Drawbacks to working in a cubicle
1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the
darn box all day!
2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first
seeing who is behind me.
3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from
any kind of gun fire.
4) That nagging feeling that if I just press the right
button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work
7) Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip
without comment. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you
take your pants off.
8) 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
9) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
10) When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts
thrown at me.
11) Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
Prequels ~ Sequels
Music of the mind: :
~*~Have you read these~*~
~ Ode to a child who is no more ~
~ She's baaack ~
~ testing ~
~ Facebook me ~
~ Bleech ~
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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.
I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.
I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.