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19.04.02 @ 21:06
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What the Hell Else (and if cussing is highly offensive to you, then I suggest you exercise your rights to read something else, because like yesterday I may just decide to use a few choice 4 letter epitaphs)
1. Yesterday I was so out of it that after I put gass in my car I went into the station, paid for my chicken dinner talked to the DJ from the Buzz (free EP II tickets for the midnight show) and drove off without paying for my gas. The manager caught up to me at the next stoplight and Thank God he was understaning about it. I had to turn around and pay for it, but at least I wasn't arrested for stealing.
2. Twice today I have locked my self out of my garage. Making me late for work this morning. It is now locked again and my son broke a paint brush off trying to jimmy it. I had just left it for later and he was trying to be helpful.
3. Chloe is acting more like a "Kling-er" She won't leave me for a second, every where I go she is there. I go to the bathroom she is under my feet. I go downstairs in the middle of the night or the morning and she is under my feet. I try to type and she is trying to put her head under my hands. She goes to the door and looks out meowing. I think she really misses poor Chester.
4. My carpet is soaked by the door, because my son filled a water balloon and got mad when I couldn't drop everything and tie it for him. Then he had a melt down.
5. The grocery store had every soup known to man, except my plain old Campbells Cream of Mushroom soup. Normally I could live with this, but in my current state of mind I was ready to throttle some crack-boy ass.
6. Warren just tried to get a paper towel and demolished thre whole papertowel holder, unaware that unlike the boys room at school, this cheap piece of plastic crap will not hold anything heavier than a small roll of paper towels.
7. Today at work was "stump the tech by pulling a totally wack problem out of your ass day". There is nothing like trying to walk thru reinstall in chat room , while conversing on the phone with some one who has a computer with AOHell issues. And trying to document both, while unlinking partipants and keeping track of rather they are on uncus or uncus2.
8. Monday the big suits (ie board members of ***) are in Fargo for a big meeing. Guess which account is one of the main ones they are going to be spending time looking at and watching like the penny pinching over paid execs I am sure they are. This means all cubes must look like no one works there, and all employess must dress and act like they are paid much better than they are and that they have no free time.
9. Due to some nasty water retention in my feet I can't eat very much salt. So what is the first thing I gravitate to at Wal-Mart tonight, the giant bad of Doritos. Why ? Because Anakin is on the cover. (Happy 21rst to Haydem by the way, even though he will never see this).
10. The phone company F7ucked up and I had to spend 30 minuts on my neighbors phone to get my phone back on.
11. The post office apparently cannot read as there are three Johnsons in this neighborhood and we all seem to regularly get each others mail, because the Postal people can't tell Holly from Karen from Sue and becaue apparently 5th and 2nd look just alike.
12. Cub Scout candy sales end this week. It looks like I am buying $26 in Hershey bars. Because I am that kind of mother, just so my son can get the face paint to look like a Camo guy. WTF am I going to do with 13 Hershey bars
13. I got my period big time today. I didnt have anything with me, and by the time I realized it, well lets say certain items of clothing are now a lost laundry cause. I also have nasty back cramps and PMS from hell.

When free tickets to the mid-night showing of Attack of the Clones (One of my office mates has tickets also so we can go togehter, (me, Warren, her and her husband) if she can find a sitter for her two almost 3 year old.) don't get me excited, something is definatly off On the other hand, Warren just gave me a kiss for his new shoes, which have "fancy cool bottoms" and he has to clean them now so they can stay nice and neat and fancy, because there is some sort of cool clear plasticy stuff on them and that is the ultimate in super neatness when one is 8 almost 9. Especially when mom only paid $20 for them. Kids really are a double edged sword.

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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.

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