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Saturday, Apr. 05, 2008 @ 5:33 am
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Gee now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. "you missed me, you really missed me". Pardon my inner Sally Field. hehehe..

I do so love a good clearance sale. Nothing beats a little retail therapy and getting things for half price. So yesterday, being payday, I meandered my way to our local shopping mall/money sucking vacuum.

On my way in, what do I see in the bus area, but 4 or was it 5 security types surrounding one very drunk and beligerant ashwiper. I could hear him shouting from well before I got there. The whiteshirts were all just standing there around him, while he was spouting off, and swearing every other word, loud enough to be heard in Moorhead I'm sure.

As I walked in he was escorted in by one of the taller whiteshirts cussing the whole time. I couldn't help myself, the guy was freaking nuts. I had to laugh, if I hadn't I think some part of my would have had a blow out. I think this pissed him off even more. Since I was several paces ahead of him, that wasn't far enough as he picked up speed and tried unsuccesfully to push me out of the side.

Unfortunately the women's bathroom in this section is right next to the men's, as in same entrance just turn a different direction, no actual doors.

It seems our drunk had made a rather icky mess in the bathroom, but not in the toilet. I guess he was too drunk to make it that far. So while I was taking care of business, and I really really needed to. I could hear him loud and clear, cussing about how yes he did it, and it's right here you stupid white guy, blah blah, cuss cuss, blah blah, cuss cuss.

He was then escorted out, but as soon as I finished {did I mention the lady in the next stall was also laughing}, I seen him being escorted back, with all the whitehirts as well as one of "Fargo's finest" {insert mild sarcasm}.

But as soon as the guy started cussing again, the short tubby whiteshirt pops up with watch your language, there's a lady present.

Lady? Really, where??. Oh he meant me. Umm I've heard and used that word so many times, I don't think this guy could offend me if he tried. I was still laughing. I only hope they made him clean it up, as the janatorial staff, doesn't get paid nearly enough to have to deal with that crap, pardon the pun.

So that was my day, out of the salt mines, and into an episode of cops.

After that things picked up as Sears had a great clearance sale. I finally got some replacement shoes, as my sneaks blew out a long time ago. I also finally managed to locate bras {on sale, whoo hoo}, that actually fit. Me a 38c, I never thought I'd see that day, after spending the better part of my boob life in 42DD's. Go me.

Now if only Sunday's predicted snow/rain mess will skip over us. I rather like our current weather. I'm done with snow for this winter. Go away.


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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.