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A Klingon, a Cardassian, and a Wookie?
After I posted my odd Google hits yesterday, Golfwidow suggested I hold a contest to come up with the rest of the joke for my hit about "A Klingon, A Cardassian, and a Wookie?". She couldn't think of any jokes with that as a line, and neither could I. I could probably find some really bad fan fic on FanFic.net but that would most likely be unintentionally funny.
So I have decided to open this up to anyone who would like to send in a joke. You don't have to belong to diaryland, but you do have to leave me a valid means to contact you, such as a website, guestbook, email address etc....
I only have a few other minor ground rules:
Jokes must be in fun and good taste. I like a dirty ditty as much as anybody, but there is line. I have readers off all ages and so jokes should be no more than a high PG-13/soft R.
It goes without saying, but I will say it anyway, no racist humor, no sexist humor, no gaybashing, no making fun of anyone's religion, no anything that would be considered offensive in nature to anyone who might read my diary, and I have a very diverse audience.
Let your imagination go for it, have fun the more creative the better. I can't afford to actually give away any prize of actual value, however I will post any and all jokes recieved that don't violate the above rules. I will also come up with a special cyber prize for the winner to post on his/her site if they wish (actual cash value: nothing).
Since I will be gone all weekend, contest will run until at least Sunday night, possibly longer depending on how many responses I have.
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Thankful For: Tommorrow is payday, and the start of Valley Con
Music of the mind: : Lori Morgan...."...Something in red......"
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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.
I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.
I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.