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I don't speak a single word of Japanese so I have no idea how accurate this is, but its quite lovely none the less. I really like the name. Its last name first, first name last so in Englis order it would be Miharu Ishimaru, sounds a bit odd together, but I love the first name.

My japanese name is Ί Ishimaru (round stone) Miharu (beautiful clear sky).
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I am the Atacama Desert!
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Okay..umm I'm not sure how I feel about that one..

I'm the IT manager. Do you fancy me?
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Not currently, but a girl can dream can't she..

Today is not a good day for messing with me. My body once again decided that this whole 28 days between periods thing is only for sissies..real women get periods every two weeks, or whenever it feels like showing up. I am also running the air conditioning day and night. Never mind that it is 50 - 60 degrees at night, and my son is buried under two blankets. The screen is broken, and in lieu of bieing a mosquite buffet, I have the air on, because I am sweating like it was 105 with 97% humidity. Today I almost started crying because Sunmart didn't have the right kind of Snickers at the checkout counter. Luckily the checkout girl saw potato chips, chocolate, Mt. Dew and Pamprin and rightly realized this was a customer to treat with kit gloves and asked me if I wanted to keep my Kit-Kat and Mt. Dew out. She also gave me a knowing smile. Thank the Maker for female cahsiers. I have a feeling a guy wouldn't get it.

It didn't help that when I dropped Warren and Alex off at the pool there were two couples in front of the pool all but having sex on top of thier cars, and they looked like they were barely in high school. Yuck. Didn't anybody ever tell them, that those of us who aren't getting any (and have no future prospect of getting any for a long time) really don't want to watch a public display by those who are. Rent a room, or find a lover's lane already ... horny bastards..

I just had a Triple Chocolate Utopia from DQ, after I dropped Warren and Alex off at the free pool. I am stuffed like a firm pillow, but I am still craving chocolate and salt like crazy. Its only 74 F outside, but stepping out of my refrigerated room makes me sweat like a polar bear lost in Arizona. Some days I really wish God would just get over that whole apple thing, this is nuts. I'm also grouchy as heck and ready for a 24 hour nap. The house looks like it exploded, we are about to run out of clean clothes and I am forcing myself to care. I am bloated, crampy, irratable, tired, and basically not a very pleasant person to be around at all, not to mention I'm hemoraging like a stuck artery. I'm wearing the maximum absorbtion they make and I'm still filling it in a few hours. I hate tampons with a passion, because I have a wierd aversion to having foreign object stuck in me, other than earings and even then I rarely wear them.

If somebody broke in and threatened to kill me right now, I'd be liable to thank them for ending my misery. Something tells me its time to make a call to the OB/GYN, my least favorite Dr. on the planet. I don't mean a specific dr. isn't my favorite, I mean GYN's period, pardon the very bad pun.

I'm surprised I had no negative feed back about lettting Warren pierce his ear. Thanks!! He's actually been asking about it for over a year now, but I've kinda held off on it until I was sure it was something he was sure about, and he was old enough to keep it clean and such.

Yikes.. its 4pm already.. time to go pick up my monster and his partner in crime...


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Thankful For: Air Conditioning and Pamprin
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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.