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Super klutz..she's a really super klutz

Saturday, Dec. 06, 2003 @ 7:02 am
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Super klutz..yeah that's me. After making over a million trips up and down my stairs, last night my body lost count missed the last couple, did an extremely ungraceful half gainer with a full twist into my closet, resulting in a left big toe that is now twice its normal size, hard as a rock, turning several shades of purple and constantly reminding me of just how important toes really are in this whole walking up right thing.

I didn't think it was that bad, so I sat down to do a little more computer stuff last night, thinking I had just stubbed it really bad, when it hit me. What hits me any time I do a semi-major or major injury to my self. All my blood leaves where ever it normally is supposed to be and rushes to the injuried party for consolement. With in ten seconds after sitting down, I was thirsty like I had been in the desert for 40 days and nights and suddenly felt very much like I was going to pass out. I had to lie down quickly.

Warren was so tired he couldn't keep his eyes open, and it was after midnight, so I just went to bed figuring it would be better in the morning. I thought maybe I just strained it and it would only be a little sore for a while. Yea right. I managed to fall asleep only to wake up at 5:30 am after a really nasty bad dream about Warren (one of those dreams that seems so real its only when you wake up, you realize it wasn't real). I am not ready to talk about the dream yet, but my foot was feeling not too bad.

Then I had to pee. That is when I discovered toe has decided it really does not like me any more at all. Getting dressed is proving to be interesting. The inside of my left foot does not like my weight at all. Looking at the angle of my toe, I think I may have broken or dislocated something. So now I have to decide if I suffer thru a day at work, or go to the dr. first. I am thinking dr., but I really don't feel like talking to Schizo Girl.. but I am also in pain here. Almost tripping over some of Warrens junk in the bathroom didn't help.

This is so not good.. 21 degrees F, is a little to chilly for barefoot or sandles and I don't think my shoes will fit. So that means I get to where one of Warren's with the laces undone, as that kid has feet like, well I think some day my future daughter in law will be a very happy woman in deed.

Wish me luck.. in the scope of injuries this is pretty minor stuff, but it still hurts like a mofo.


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Music of the mind: : Super Freak.. only with the word klutz instead of freak.

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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.