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Let the shop-a-lympics begin

Saturday, Nov. 22, 2003 @ 8:53 pm
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Okay if there is a shopping cart sitting next to the restroom in a store, and said shopping cart contains two pairs of pants, a shirt, a stick on clock, and a half finished soda, what is your first assumption,

1.Oh Look, somebody started my shopping for me,,yipppeee
2.An abandoned shopping cart..Ugh more work for me...
3..Hey when did all this stuff get in my shopping cart..wait what store am I in again..
4. Oh Somebody must have had to use the rest room, I bet they will be back very shortly..

If you picked the last answer, you clearly don't shop at least not tonight... I am normally a very easy going person (well I am now, I wasn't quite so laid back when I was younger). I am just lucky that I did find the same pants in the same size on the sale rack.. But if I find that person I would really like to show them a new decoration for their tree.

Sometimes when I am shopping in these huge discount stores I even scare myself. Last night I actually found my self in the vacuum aisle, drooling over a floor-mate and wishing I had an extra $200 to spend. Before I realized, I was having one of those "what the hell am I thinking?" moments. If I had an extra $200, I would like to think I still have enough inner child left to spend it on something much more fun, like a bunch of books, or some Star Wars collectibles, or computer stuff, not some stuffy responsbile domestic things like *gasp* cleaning items.. Egads!!

Tonight I also found my self watching some show on Animal planet because I was too lazy to find the remote and change the channel. Anyway, in the middle of watching a pair of ostriches practice the birdly art of making baby ostriches it occured to me, that human beings seem to be the only species on the plant who as a rule prefer to not have sex in front of whoever, whereever and whenever, but even humans still sometimes cross this line. I about died laughing at the narrator.. who was describing a mating ritual that sounded an awful lot like many of the guys I have known. I guess now matter how far one evolves, somethings just never really change all that much..

Tonight I also discovered that I somehow managed to not get the fridge closed all the way before going to work this morning. Since I didn't come home till after 7, some things were needless to say, a tad warmer than they really should be. *FrickinFrackinFreckin*. I wonder how much food will wind up being thrown away because of my stupidity. **smacks head**

My inner child has decided that after last nights 2am manic episode, tonight I will be an old lady and go to bed at 9pm on a childfree Saturday night..


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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.