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Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
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Dear god,

I have too much going on right now, there is no time to be sick or deal with a child who is sick the week of his birthday. My house is a disaster, my family is comming to town in two days, and my son's 12 birthday is in 4 days. On top of that I still have to work Fri, Sat and Monday. Please make this damn cold/flu/whatever the hell it is go away. I don't have time to lay in bed whatching bad tv, moaning in pain everytime I think of moving.

Thank you.

Dear man in expensive car who almost pulled out into me on Main Avenue,

Next time I'll let you hit me. I need the money and judging by the car you are driving, you clearly have it to burn. With your driving skills you better have good insurance. The next person to come along may not be so nice.

Dear woman in the ladies room at Don's Car Wash,

Next time you use a single throne rest room locking the door might be a good idea. Fortunatly you were mostly dressed before the door was opened and the gentleman behind me was kind enough to keep on going.

Dear Mike (my ex),

I'd be more inclined to believe your "I'm sorry I'm such a F*Kup and I'm gonna straighten myself out" song, if I hadn't heard a new verse every year for 13 years. Call me jaded but I'll believe it when I actually see it.

Dear Michael Jackson,

Please return to your home planet. You may or may not have molested anyone, but inviting other people's kids to come play slumber party in your bed when you are a 40-something year old man is just beyond creepy in virtually everybody's book, with the exception of pediophiles, which is why the rest of us abhor the idea. When people of dramatically opposing political views both find you creepy, its time for a serious reality check. I'm sorry your dad stole your childhood to make a profit, but you're not a kid anymore. Get a therapist, drop the plastic surgery nonsense and grow up already. I may be a very open minded liberal, but even I know certain boundries exist within society for a reason. Everybody knows if you were Mike the working class dude down the street you would have been hung out to dry.

I feel like shit. Worse than last weeks road kill. This bites and I'm going to bed

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Daily Dumbass: People who can't bother to look before they pull out
Thankful For: At least I have Sunday off, if nothing else
Music of the mind: : Jesse's Girl - Rick Springfield. damn you VH-1

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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.

I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.

I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.

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