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I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at K*'s Christmas party. It was Breezy who spiked the punch with too much Long Island Iced tea. I can't help it if I drank 1138 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.
I thought it was funny when I put Christy's blue jeans on my head and danced the Jitterbug on the couch while singing `Let it Be'. I didn't mean to break K*'s television and don't know why K* would sue me for shooting her ex boyfriend.
I don't remember calling Cashew Man's wife a freaky cow---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Barbara's husband's Big Toe, it was only because I ate too much of that Uno's Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Dodge Ram through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a chaotic cat and have me arrested for robbery!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all shiny and stinky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this pained stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and painful yours,
Holly (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 4077 bucks!
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In every neighborhood there is at least one house that all the neighbors gossip about. This is a diary from the woman who lives in that house. I am a single mother in her mid thirties. I live in North Dakota with my son, Warren.
I tend to be a bit of a slob, and am the opposite of a girly-girl. I am geek girl, who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Buffy, Angel, action movies, science fiction, action adventure, Dr. Who, and so on and so on.
I love to write and while I don't post much fiction online anymore I would love to be a writer someday. I am also overweight, bipolar and suffer from allergy induced asthma.